By the way I know some of you get something called "snow" but damn it's cold today! The sun peaked thru for about 20 minutes....I hate winter here, feels like Canada right now. Girls at work borrow my jacket and umbrella to have a smoke.....feel wierd about that! Comes back smelling of Cigs and chicks???? Could put me in the doghouse!!!! Hard to explain.
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ME in Melbourne Australia today!!! Freezing cold 11 degrees C. Windy, rainy....you?
by Witness 007 inby the way i know some of you get something called "snow" but damn it's cold today!
the sun peaked thru for about 20 minutes....i hate winter here, feels like canada right now.
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Smurfs
by Aussie Oz ini noted on another thread the mention of 'smurfs' and a certain jws dismissiveness of the matter.
which got me to thinking as tonights episode of southpark is about the student councel wanting to kill smurfs..... does anyone remember this one that did the rounds here in my part of oz:.
a child took a stuffed toy smurf to the meeting as a cuddle toy and partway through the meeting the smurf got down from the chair, declared it was tired of listening to this rubbish and walked out of the hall!.
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Yeah I heard the same thing.....seems Jehovahs "active force" is powerless on these evil smurfs! The brothers burnt the Kingdom hall to the ground and threw it's ashes in the Murry River!! LOL.
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Is there any advantage in giving a special pioneer a place in your home?
by dgp injust a simple question this time.
say a special pioneer came to town, and i gave him a place to stay at home.
would i get anything from it, in terms of privileges or the like?.
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We had some stay with us.....used the phone without paying....left the heater on all night long so we had a $450 dollar electric bill.....we had to ask for money in the end. Two of the rudest, meanest bitches I have ever met.
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Witnesses are like a Donkey chasing a Carrot on a stick! What does C.a.r.r.o.t stand for?
by Witness 007 ini was thinking c. {chasing}.
{armagedon}.
r. {rewards}.
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Yeah but donkey's are dumb.........so what was our excuse?
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Is having "Faith" believing in something without proof? Definitions?
by Witness 007 inyes have faith in god brothers!
he will answer your prayers......if it's "his will.
" you need to have "faith" that he is there watching over us...even if it seems like he isn't.
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Yes have faith in God brothers! He will answer your prayers......if it's "his will." You need to have "faith" that he is there watching over us...even if it seems like he isn't. So, what is faith?
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Russell's "Pyramid Chronology" & Rutherford's "Beth-Sarim"
by Bangalore inrussell's "pyramid chronology" & rutherford's "beth-sarim".
from a wt apologist standpoint.. http://searchforbibletruths.blogspot.com/2009/09/russel.html.
bangalore.
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I wa this guy once..........till the brainwashing sloooowly wore off and I awoke from sleep. After making 20-30 different excuses I started to feel something was not true about "the truth."
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it takes 4 Elders to hold the ladder with 7 Minesterial Servants as assistants. 2 Circuit Oversears to supervise after speaking with "the society." One District Oversear to oversea the C.o's. Two Governing body members to oversea the D.O......a legion of angels to "protect" the Governing body members.....Jesus to supervise the angels....Jehovah to make sure Jesus wasn't taking the lead from him......5 Million publishers to give prayers of thanksgiving.
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Witnesses are like a Donkey chasing a Carrot on a stick! What does C.a.r.r.o.t stand for?
by Witness 007 ini was thinking c. {chasing}.
{armagedon}.
r. {rewards}.
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I was thinking C. {Chasing}
A. {Armagedon}
R. {Rewards}
R. {Regardless}
O. {Of}
T. {Time}
Yes many a donkey has grown old and died chasing that damn carrot on a stick! Any other ideas?
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Plane that just crashed off Rio coast A 330 has a bad history! Beware!
by Witness 007 in30 june 1994 a test fight of the airbus a.
330 simulating an engine failure and crashed and killed all 7 crew on board.. australia 7th oct 2008. perth australia airbus a.
330 plane suddenly due to "electrical faults" pitched downwards toward the ground for awhile....many injured, but control was restored and it landed safely.
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May 2010 another A330 falls to pieces......only one survivor! -
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Which Governing body member will die next?? Will things change?
by Witness 007 ini will review this post when it happens so.....prophecy time!
who will guess correct!
my $50 is on theodore jarc born in 1925?
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Update 14th May 2010 still no deaths....incredible! John Barr wil live to be 100!!!